May 2013
some bitch: omg you wore that shirt the other day
me: yeah well in my house we have this amazing thing called a washing machine
5 tags
person: you're really cute
me: are you making fun of me
sorryforpartybarackin:
OH ‘sexually active’ i thought you said ‘radioactive.’ well in that case, no. i am not
romulusthread:
haha just checkin ur blog
trillow:
if you see a lion and it looks angry just tell him ‘i like your shirt’, lions are bashful creatures and often just need a compliment to brighten their day. however, if the lion doesn’t speak english. well, haha
Robert Brownie Jr.
cempai:
why want the d when you can have the p
h0odrich:
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
flaming-scrotum:
muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
fashion
jennifer-jareau:
white girls who go ”awww” at gay guys but ”eww” at a lesbian
straight guys who fap to lesbians but go “fukin faggits” to gay guys
beinggigantic:
trvsh:
defeiss:
Shouts out to scrappy doo
for being a huge piece of shit
rodneykong:
fun pranks: when no one’s looking shoot archduke ferdinand and start a world war
March 2013
